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Happy birthday, ez!
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Happy birthday, Notch!
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Let me tell you about Homestuck!
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Let me tell you about Homestuck!
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Let me tell you about Homestuck!
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Merry X-mas!
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Happy New Year!
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As seen on TV!
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A young man stands in his bedroom!
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A young man stands in his bedroom!
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A young woman stands in her bedroom!
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A young woman stands in her bedroom!
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Awesome!
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100% pure!
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Better than Prey!
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More polygons!
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Get the cruxite dowel!
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Get the cruxite dowel!
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Get the cruxite dowel!
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Flashing letters!
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Made by Notch!
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It's here!
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Best in class!
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It's finished!
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Kind of dragon free!
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Excitement!
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Where doing it man, where making this hapen!
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Where doing it man, where making this hapen!
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One of a kind!
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Heaps of hits on YouTube!
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Indev!
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Spiders everywhere!
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Check it out!
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Holy cow, man!
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It's a game!
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Made in Sweden!
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Uses LWJGL!
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Reticulating splines!
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Minecraft!
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Yaaay!
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413!
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413!
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413!
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413!
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Singleplayer!
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Keyboard compatible!
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Undocumented!
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Ingots!
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Exploding creepers!
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That's no moon!
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l33t!
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Create!
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Survive!
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Dungeon!
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I WARNED YOU ABOUT STAIRS BRO!!!!
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I WARNED YOU ABOUT STAIRS BRO!!!!
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I WARNED YOU ABOUT STAIRS BRO!!!!
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Exclusive!
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The bee's knees!
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Closed source!
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Classy!
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Wow!
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Not on steam!
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Oh man!
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Awesome community!
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Pixels!
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Teetsuuuuoooo!
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Kaaneeeedaaaa!
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Now with difficulty!
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Enhanced!
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90% bug free!
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Pretty!
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12 herbs and spices!
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Fat free!
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Absolutely no memes!
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Free dental!
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Cloud computing!
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Hard to label!
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Technically good!
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Bringing home the bacon!
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Indie!
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GOTY!
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Ceci n'est pas une title screen!
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Euclidian!
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Now in 3D!
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Inspirational!
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Herregud!
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Complex cellular automata!
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Yes, sir!
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Played by cowboys!
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Thousands of colors!
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Try it!
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Age of Wonders is better!
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Try the mushroom stew!
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Sensational!
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Hot tamale, hot hot tamale!
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Play him off, keyboard cat!
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Guaranteed!
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Alchemize ALL the things!
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Alchemize ALL the things!
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Macroscopic!
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Bring it on!
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Random splash!
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Call your mother!
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Monster infighting!
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Loved by millions!
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Ultimate edition!
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Freaky!
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Water proof!
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Uninflammable!
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Whoa, dude!
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Roxy is best hacker!
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Roxy is best hacker!
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Roxy is best hacker!
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All inclusive!
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Tell your friends!
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NP is not in P!
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Notch <3 ez!
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Music by C418!
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Livestreamed!
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Haunted!
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Polynomial!
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Terrestrial!
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All is full of love!
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Full of stars!
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Scientific!
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Cooler than Spock!
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Collaborate and listen!
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Never dig down!
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Take frequent breaks!
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Not linear!
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Han shot first!
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Nice to meet you!
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Buckets of lava!
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Ride the pig!
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Larger than Earth!
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sqrt(-1) love you!
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Phobos anomaly!
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Punching wood!
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Falling off cliffs!
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0% sugar!
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150% hyperbole!
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Synecdoche!
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Let's danec!
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Reference implementation!
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Lewd with two dudes with food!
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Kiss the sky!
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20 GOTO 10!
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Verlet intregration!
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Peter Griffin!
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Do not distribute!
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Cogito ergo sum!
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4815162342 lines of code!
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A skeleton popped out!
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The Work of Notch!
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The sum of its parts!
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BTAF used to be good!
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I miss ADOM!
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umop-apisdn!
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OICU812!
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Bring me Ray Cokes!
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Finger-licking!
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Thematic!
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Pneumatic!
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Sublime!
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Octagonal!
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Une baguette!
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Gargamel plays it!
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Rita is the new top dog!
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SWM forever!
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Representing Edsbyn!
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Matt Damon!
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Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!
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Consummate V's!
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Cow Tools!
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Double buffered!
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Fan fiction!
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Flaxkikare!
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Jason! Jason! Jason!
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Hotter than the sun!
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Internet enabled!
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Autonomous!
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Engage!
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Fantasy!
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DRR! DRR! DRR!
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Kick it root down!
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Regional resources!
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Woo, facepunch!
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Woo, somethingawful!
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Woo, /v/!
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Woo, tigsource!
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Woo, minecraftforum!
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Woo, worldofminecraft!
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Woo, reddit!
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Woo, 2pp!
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Google anlyticsed!
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Now supports åäö!
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Give us Gordon!
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Tip your waiter!
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Very fun!
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12345 is a bad password!
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Vote for net neutrality!
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Lives in a pineapple under the sea!
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MAP11 has two names!
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Omnipotent!
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Gasp!
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...!
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Bees, bees, bees, bees!
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Jag känner en bot!
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This text is hard to read if you play the game at the default resolution, but at 1080p it's fine!
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Haha, LOL!
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Hampsterdance!
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Switches and ores!
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Menger sponge!
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idspispopd!
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Eple (original edit)!
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So fresh, so clean!
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Slow acting portals!
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Try the Nether!
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Don't look directly at the bugs!
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Oh, ok, Pigmen!
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Finally with ladders!
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Scary!
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Play Minecraft, Watch Topgear, Get Pig!
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Twittered about!
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Jump up, jump up, and get down!
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Joel is neat!
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A riddle, wrapped in a mystery!
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Huge tracts of land!
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Welcome to your Doom!
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Stay a while, stay forever!
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Stay a while and listen!
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Treatment for your rash!
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"Autological" is!
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Information wants to be free!
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"Almost never" is an interesting concept!
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Lots of truthiness!
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The creeper is a spy!
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Turing complete!
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It's groundbreaking!
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Let our battle's begin!
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The sky is the limit!
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Jeb has amazing hair!
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Casual gaming!
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Undefeated!
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Kinda like Lemmings!
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Follow the train, CJ!
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Leveraging synergy!
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This message will never appear on the splash screen, isn't that weird?
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DungeonQuest is unfair!
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110813!
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90210!
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Check out the far lands!
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Tyrion would love it!
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Also try VVVVVV!
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Also try Super Meat Boy!
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Also try Terraria!
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Also try Mount And Blade!
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Also try Project Zomboid!
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Also try World of Goo!
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Also try Limbo!
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Also try Pixeljunk Shooter!
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Also try Braid!
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Also try Sburb!
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Also try Sburb!
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Also try Sburb!
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That's super!
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Bread is pain!
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Read more books!
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Khaaaaaaaaan!
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Less addictive than TV Tropes!
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More addictive than lemonade!
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Bigger than a bread box!
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Millions of peaches!
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Fnord!
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This is my true form!
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Totally forgot about Dre!
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Don't bother with the clones!
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Pumpkinhead!
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Hobo humping slobo babe!
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Made by Jeb!
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Has an ending!
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Finally complete!
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Feature packed!
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Boots with the fur!
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Stop, hammertime!
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Testificates!
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Conventional!
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Homeomorphic to a 3-sphere!
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Doesn't avoid double negatives!
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Place ALL the blocks!
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Does barrel rolls!
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Meeting expectations!
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PC gaming since 1873!
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Ghoughpteighbteau tchoghs!
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Déjà vu!
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IT KEEPS HAPPENING!
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IT KEEPS HAPPENING!
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IT KEEPS HAPPENING!
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I TOLD YOU DOG!
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I TOLD YOU DOG!
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Déjà vu!
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Got your nose!
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Afraid of the big, black bat!
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Doesn't use the U-word!
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Child's play!
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See you next Friday or so!
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From the streets of Södermalm!
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150 bpm for 400000 minutes!
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Technologic!
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Funk soul brother!
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Pumpa kungen!
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Fetchstuck compatible!
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Sylladex full!
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Sylladex full!
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Honk. HONK.
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Honk. HONK.
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You can't fight the Homestuck!
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You can't fight the Homestuck!
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==> Enter.
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==> Enter.
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STRIFE!
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STRIFE!
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8^y
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8^y
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Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff!
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What pumpkin?
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What pumpkin?
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ABSCOND!
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ABSCOND!
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Check your Strife Specibus!
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Ascend to God Tier!
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Ascend to God Tier!
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Got tiger!
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Got tiger!
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Motherfucking miracles!
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Welcome to Skaia!
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Welcome to Skaia!
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Prospit or Derse?
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Upgrading the Alchemiter!
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Build Grist!
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Build Grist!
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Now with 100% more Faygo!
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Sopor slime pie!
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Grimdark!
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Trickster mode engaged!
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How HIGH do you even have to BE just to DO something like that........
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Mayor of Can Town!
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Spades Slick did nothing wrong!
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It's hard and nobody understands.
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Shenanigans!
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The Scratch is happening!
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612!
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111111!
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Jegus!
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All the luck!
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All the luck!
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Dunkass!
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Captchalogue this!
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Captchalogue this!
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Echeladder rung attained!
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Megalovania originally played here!
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Megalovania originally played here!
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Music by Toby Fox!
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Don't ask about the buckets!
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Don't ask about the buckets!
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Candy corn horns!
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Your name is JOHN EGBERT.
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Let me guess, your zodiac sign is a troll?
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Put the bunny back in the box!
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Do the windy thing!
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Do the windy thing!
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Betty Crocker is evil!
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Betty Crocker is evil!
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Beware the Batterwitch!
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He is already here.
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He is already here.
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Doc Scratch is watching.
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Con Air is a masterpiece!
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Karkalicious!
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SGRUB!
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Sburb Beta!
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Sburb Beta!
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Knight of Time!
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Seer of Light!
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Heir of Breath!
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Witch of Space!
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Flipping the frog switch!
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Forge the Bilious Sliver!
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Midnight Crew!
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We have the cue ball!
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th1s 1s r3d1culous.
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wweh...
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glub glub...
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DAVE: this is stupid
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WHAT THE FUCK IS A CREEPER.
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I AM GOING TO THROW A TANTRUM.
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H3H3H3! 1 C4N SM3LL TH3 D14MOND 0R3!
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T4ST3S L1K3 CH3RRY!
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uHH, pLEASE DONT MINE THAT,,, iTS MINE.
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ii jju2t want two play a game.
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two much iinformatiion.
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:33 < ac goes on a purrfect mining trip!
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:33 < furrealsies!
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I Cannot Believe You Just Mined That Dirt.
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Please Stop Being Ridiculous.
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All 8 of my 8lue diamonds! ::::::::)
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You're w8ing for something?
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D --> That block is insufficiently STRONG
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D --> e%cuse me
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tHaT sHiT iS mOtHeRfUcKiNg MiRaCuLoUs.
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mY mOtHeRfUcKiNg BrOtHeR.
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wwhats the point of minin anywway.
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38) This is so GLUBBING exciting!
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the dead p0pulati0n is b0thering me.
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0k. i am t0tally fine with this.
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ROXY: wonk ;)
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ROXY: obfuscation!!!
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ROXY: i am the best hacker
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ROXY: meow
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ROXY: dirk u there
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ROXY: i am going to save u
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ROXY: wtf is this block
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ROXY: where r the fucking cats
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ROXY: im kinda drunk
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ROXY: the magic is real
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ROXY: sweet catch!
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ROXY: frigglish!
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ROXY: where are all the wizards
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ROXY: im putting on my god tier pjs
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ROXY: pumpkins r legally outlawed
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ROXY: mutieeeee
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ROXY: cant wake up
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ROXY: sup
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ROXY: wonk ;)
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JOHN: wow, okay.
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JOHN: wow, okay.
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JOHN: i am a true prankster!
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JOHN: what are you even talking about?
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JOHN: let's go do some ghostbusting!
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JOHN: i'm not a homosexual!
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JOHN: i am a true prankster!
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Prankster's Gambit!
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Prankster's Gambit!
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Ectobiology!
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Ectobiology!
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JADE: hooray!!!
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JADE: <3 <3 <3
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JADE: beep beep meow
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JADE: im going to build a tall tower!
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JADE: hooray!!!
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JADE: <3 <3 <3
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Becquerel is a good boy!
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Becquerel is a good boy!
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Good dog. Best friend.
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Good dog. Best friend.
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Squiddleknit!
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Squiddles!
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DAVE: i am not a hero
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DAVE: ironically of course
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DAVE: time shenanigans
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DAVE: lets drop it like its hot
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DAVE: apple juice
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DAVE: sweet catch
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ROSE: Let the record state that I am not a fan of this.
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ROSE: I will tear this game apart.
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ROSE: The plot thickens.
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ROSE: We are playing a game.
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Pony Pals!
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DIRK: You can't escape the miles.
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DIRK: Sup.
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DIRK: im going to build a robot.
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Auto-Responder!
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JAKE: Tally ho!
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JAKE: Pip pip!
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JAKE: By jove!
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JAKE: Egads!
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JAKE: Jolly good show
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Jade Harley!!!
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Jade Harley!!!
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Jade Harley!!!
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Jade Harley!!!
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Jade Harley!!! |