diff --git a/subprojects/openssl.wrap b/subprojects/openssl.wrap
deleted file mode 100644
index 873d55106..000000000
--- a/subprojects/openssl.wrap
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,15 +0,0 @@
-[wrap-file]
-directory = openssl-3.0.8
-source_url = https://www.openssl.org/source/openssl-3.0.8.tar.gz
-source_filename = openssl-3.0.8.tar.gz
-source_hash = 6c13d2bf38fdf31eac3ce2a347073673f5d63263398f1f69d0df4a41253e4b3e
-patch_filename = openssl_3.0.8-3_patch.zip
-patch_url = https://wrapdb.mesonbuild.com/v2/openssl_3.0.8-3/get_patch
-patch_hash = 300da189e106942347d61a4a4295aa2edbcf06184f8d13b4cee0bed9fb936963
-source_fallback_url = https://github.com/mesonbuild/wrapdb/releases/download/openssl_3.0.8-3/openssl-3.0.8.tar.gz
-wrapdb_version = 3.0.8-3
-
-[provide]
-libcrypto = libcrypto_dep
-libssl = libssl_dep
-openssl = openssl_dep
diff --git a/subprojects/zlib.wrap b/subprojects/zlib.wrap
new file mode 100644
index 000000000..0626401ac
--- /dev/null
+++ b/subprojects/zlib.wrap
@@ -0,0 +1,14 @@
+[wrap-file]
+directory = zlib-1.3.2
+source_url = https://zlib.net/zlib-1.3.2.tar.xz
+source_fallback_url = https://wrapdb.mesonbuild.com/v2/zlib_1.3.2-1/get_source/zlib-1.3.2.tar.xz
+source_filename = zlib-1.3.2.tar.xz
+source_hash = d7a0654783a4da529d1bb793b7ad9c3318020af77667bcae35f95d0e42a792f3
+patch_filename = zlib_1.3.2-1_patch.zip
+patch_url = https://wrapdb.mesonbuild.com/v2/zlib_1.3.2-1/get_patch
+patch_fallback_url = https://github.com/mesonbuild/wrapdb/releases/download/zlib_1.3.2-1/zlib_1.3.2-1_patch.zip
+patch_hash = 5ae7a2e92f823df118cfb8c1b23d94e3117864392b3446581d669049b2fba6dd
+wrapdb_version = 1.3.2-1
+
+[provide]
+dependency_names = zlib
diff --git a/targets/minecraft/meson.build b/targets/minecraft/meson.build
index 219b9d6db..6c3708106 100644
--- a/targets/minecraft/meson.build
+++ b/targets/minecraft/meson.build
@@ -9,7 +9,7 @@ minecraft_sources = files(fs.read('sources.txt').strip().split('\n'))
 lib_minecraft = static_library('minecraft',
     minecraft_sources,
     dependencies : [
-        dependency('libcrypto'), # for MD5 in Hasher.cpp on Linux
+        # dependency('libcrypto'), # for MD5 in Hasher.cpp on Linux
         dependency('zlib'),
         dependency('glm'),
         nbt_dep,
diff --git a/targets/minecraft/util/Hasher.cpp b/targets/minecraft/util/Hasher.cpp
index feeb01f38..60d8c67f7 100644
--- a/targets/minecraft/util/Hasher.cpp
+++ b/targets/minecraft/util/Hasher.cpp
@@ -1,17 +1,30 @@
-#if defined(_WIN32)
-#include <xhash>
-#else
+// #if defined(_WIN32)
+// #include <xhash>
+// #else
 #include <iomanip>
 #include <sstream>
-#endif  // _WIN32
-#include <openssl/evp.h>
-#include <openssl/types.h>
+// #endif  // _WIN32
+// #include <openssl/evp.h>
+// #include <openssl/types.h>
 
 #include "Hasher.h"
 
 Hasher::Hasher(std::string& salt) { this->salt = salt; }
 
 std::string Hasher::getHash(std::string& name) {
+    // 4jcraft: stubbed for portability reasons.
+    // 
+    // The OpenSSL meson is broken on windows and expects winsock to
+    // be statically linked (which is dumb since we only want libcrypto
+    // for MD5 hashing), and avoiding a dependency on libcrypto here is
+    // probably a good thing either way for some platforms.
+    //
+    // Given that this class isn't used and im lazy, we're just gonna do
+    // this until it becomes a problem. This class isnt actually used
+    // anywhere at the moment anyways so it's whatever.
+    return "";
+    
+#if 0
 #if defined(_WIN32)
     // 4J Stu - Removed try/catch
     // try {
@@ -46,4 +59,5 @@ std::string Hasher::getHash(std::string& name) {
     std::string hash_str = ss.str();
     return std::string(hash_str.begin(), hash_str.end());
 #endif
+#endif
 }