LCE-Emerald-Launcher/src/data/splashes.ts

export const SPLASHES = [
  "Legacy is back!",
  "Pixelated goodness!",
  "Console Edition vibe!",
  "100% Not Microsoft!",
  "Symmetry is key!",
  "Does anyone even read these?",
  "Task failed successfully.",
  "Hardware accelerated!",
  "It's a feature, not a bug.",
  "Look behind you.",
  "Works on my machine.",
  "Now gluten-free!",
  "Mom, get the camera!",
  "Batteries not included.",
  "May contain nuts.",
  "Press Alt+F4 for diamonds!",
  "Downloading more RAM...",
  "Reinventing the wheel!",
  "The cake is a lie.",
  "Powered by copious amounts of coffee.",
  "I'm running out of ideas.",
  "That's no moon...",
  "Now with 100% more nostalgia!",
  "Legacy is the new modern.",
  "No microtransactions!",
  "As seen on TV!",
  "Ironic, isn't it?",
  "Creeper? Aww man.",
  "Technoblade never dies!",
  "is smartcmd dead ?",
  "NO BUILT IN MS AUTH !",
  "Mr_Anilex wasn't here!",
  "Who's Jack ?",
  "This text is blue!",
  "Bonjour!",
  "Salam!",
  "Reverse engineering Wii U version",
  "Don't try Valorant!",
  "This could never be a sad place!",
  "Made without microslop",
  "Thank you C418",
  "Bread is pain",
  "From the star!",
  "Never gonna give you up!",
  "9+10=21",
  ".party() was successful",
  "Not Kogama",
  "You can be proud of you!",
  "Let's drink Orange Joe",
  "Kirater is a great singer!",
  "Mirkette My beloved",
  "Started in Bordeaux",
  "Oui Oui Baguette",
  "Milk In The Microwave",
  "8-3: DISINTEGRATION LOOP",
  "Turn the light OFF",
  "Not written by Mr_Anilex",
  "The One Who's Running the Show!",
  "Playing Forever",
  "The World looks cubic!",
  "huh?",
  "Sybau",
  "Available on Toaster",
  "Try ArchLinux",
  "69% Accurate",
  "A molecule of meow",
  "http://localhost:3000",
  "uuhhhh...",
  "Oyasumi",
  "I don't want to set the world on fire",
  "Directed by Michael Bay",
  "We see you, Opal!",
  "A Cool Cat in Town",
  "Not BrainRotted!",
  "Farting is Natural -Leon",
  "93/100 on metacritic",
  "Not (anymore) on Steam",
  "Sudo apt install EmeraldLauncher",
  "Sudo pacman -S EmeraldLauncher",
  "Kay-Chan my beloved! <3",
  "Peak!",
  "OpenSource!",
  "made by human with bone and flesh",
  "Made with hate against microslop",
  "Steelorse :fire:",
  "It's Minecraft but i'm not sure",
  "Look at you!",
  "You're beautiful",
  "Mr_Anilex has a big ego",
  "Traduis-moi !",
  "May contains Mr_Anilex",
  "Neoapps didn't write this splash",
  "Where's Kinger?",
  "KayJann, Breakcore and code",
  "Hey Goku!",
  "Vegeta is a DZ mashallah",
  "Bogos Binted? Vorp",
  "YOU SHALL NOT PASS !",
  "Bready, Steady, GO !",
  "Not-so-Empty-house",
  "We'll Meet Again",
  "idk",
  "wdym",
  "Not making sense",
  "Dw!",
  "i forgor",
  "Remember to be patient!",
  "NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO BE A.",
  "BIG SHOT",
  "A burning memory",
  "FREE MONEY!",
  "Can You Really Call This A Hotel. I didn't Reveive A Mint On My Pillow Or Anything",
  "Try Indie Game",
  "SHARK WITH LEGS!",
  "it's a seal!",
  "Shrimp.",
  "Limited edition!",
  "Fat free!",
  "GOTY!",
  "Water proof!",
  "LALALA-LAVA",
  "CHICHICHI-CHICKEN",
  "Tasty ah hell",
  "1% sugar!",
  "150% hyperbole!",
  "Hotter than the sun!",
  "Woo, reddit!",
  "piebot was here!",
  "Legacy in an evolved manner.",
  "neoapps is cool!",
  "neoapps has put a self insert into this program!",
  "Also try neoLegacy!",
  "$20 is $20",
  "no RenderDragon!",
  "Iggy Jiggy",
  "Arch, btw!",
  "Bedrock bad!",
  "Bedrock Linux not bad",
  "Also try Terraria!",
  "Also try LC Launcher!",
  "Exclusively abandonware!",
  "100% legal in all 3 states (of matter)",
  "Herobrine has been confirmed we are fighting him please help",
  "LGTM",
  "git revert",
  "We do not crypto mine on your computer.",
  "100% legal!",
  "Definitely not pirated",
  "Long Live LCE!",
  "For the community, by the community!",
  "Not affiliated with Microslop",
  "What is nether update",
  "To the good old days",
  "Also try : Minecraft Pocket Edition",
  "Never forget February 28, 2026.",
  "End Update when",
  "Nostalgia not included",
  "Make your own wonderful world :)",
  "Allan please add more splash texts",
  "What a riot",
  "Pirate? But I haven't built any ships yet",
  "In an alternate universe",
  "Warning: at crossroads DO NOT turn left",
  "Days since last dmca:#",
  "Speed running strictly prohibited",
  "Also try Minceraft",
  "I wish I was little bit taller",
  "Thanks 4j",
  "What's a sugarplum?",
  "How?!?!",
  "Splash text",
  "Splsh text",
  "Tet slash",
  "Ext lash",
  "Plat next",
  "Mash hex",
  "Spwlssh twtxt",
  "A place. I found a place.",
  "RIP Oliver Tree",
  "All these rooms, this place builds them.",
  "Better than bugrock!",
  "Java? I hardly know her!",
  "Consoles FTW",
  "was slain by Microsoft",
  "Sike! You thought!",
  "248 unread messages",
  "Still no combat update!",
  "A game for the ages!",
  "I want to Wii with U.",
  "Now with 80% more gamma!",
  "Splash text? I hope not!",
  "MOAR MINIGAMEZ",
  "Back from the dead!",
  "Fast and Furious.. minecarts!",
  "i dont mind",
  "Im A potato!",
  "Try Portal 2!",
  "I'll do anything it takes!",
  "Come and get your tickets!",
  "Got ya binge watching!",
  "Good things come to those who wait!",
  "Oh how we laughed and laughed",
  "Do anyone really read these?",
  "Well here we are again",
  "When you click the play button maybe",
  "[REDACTED]",
  "Go make some new disasters",
  "Awesome Amazing Splash Text*",
  "Stop using fandom guys",
  "Use Windows Vista for the worst experience!",
  "Can you guys add this one",
  "It's pronounced manga, actually.",
  "If you find a bug, don't report it",
  "I don't know what woke means can someone tell me",
  "I HATE WHEN PEOPLE USE UPPERCASE LETTERS",
  "Erm.... He's right behind me, isn't he?",
  "What does \"the\" even mean man",
  "Tip: Bigger, longer and uncut.",
  "This is the longest sentence ever",
  "This is the shortest sentence scientifically possible, according to me.",
  "Must... Not... Report... To Microslop!!...",
  "When using a electric guitar, use a bass amp for better sound quality!",
  "Never piss too hard",
  "This text contains 44 letters",
  "Infinity + 1, Dork!",
  "Gold is useless if you don't think about it too hard",
  "(Kissing sounds)",
  "You look so much like my best friend, I feel a little gay sitting next to you!",
  "You're using asterisks wrong*",
  "Edgy humor is soo edgy",
  "I LOVE YURI!!!!!!!                 oh and yaoi ig",
  "RIP PrismaChunk0's Dog 2010-2026",
];