From 9d76b02bd12ec54b2aca288300af2d38c873530e Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: KayJann <guerg.yac@icloud.com>
Date: Tue, 2 Jun 2026 09:27:59 +0200
Subject: [PATCH] feat: some new splashes

---
 src/hooks/useAudioController.ts | 24 ++++++++++++++++++++++++
 1 file changed, 24 insertions(+)

diff --git a/src/hooks/useAudioController.ts b/src/hooks/useAudioController.ts
index bf6533b..3e9ef90 100644
--- a/src/hooks/useAudioController.ts
+++ b/src/hooks/useAudioController.ts
@@ -168,6 +168,30 @@ const SPLASHES = [
   "What is nether update",
   "To the good old days",
   "Also try : Minecraft Pocket Edition",
+  "Microsoft more like Microslop",
+  "Better than Bugrock",
+  "No microtransactions included!",
+  "Who the hell is steve jobs?",
+  "Everything You've Ever Dreamed",
+  "Xing my box till I 360",
+  "Your Mama so fat she broke the 256 block limit in Minecraft",
+  "We do not take donations! (we do)",
+  "Wait, we're not supposed to exist?",
+  "Open Source'nt",
+  "What's a Minecraft?",
+  "Before GTA VI!",
+  "Better than Xenia",
+  "Better than RPCS3",
+  "Better than Vita3K",
+  "Also Try Minecraft Enhanced!",
+  "Also Try Minecraft Ultimate!",
+  "my dad works at legacy edition",
+  "If microsoft pulls us over its yours",
+  "Added Herobrine!",
+  "Awesome Amazing Splash Text",
+  "Mathis Villenave was there",
+  "W HMCBE",
+  "Thanks neoapps",
 ];
 
 interface AudioControllerProps {